If only everyone didn’t take life so seriously…

I almost killed a guy today! I was driving into the city for my usual midnight to 5am stint for work, and was approaching the intersection of LaTrobe and Elizabeth Streets. It was green for me, red for traffic going across, including the little red man which usually means the opposite of go. Out of [...]

Funny video of a dog trying to bite its own leg off…

Here’s a tip if you’re planning to eat sushi with a friend - wear protection! I recommend body armor like the ones SWAT teams use. I had quick lunch with my wife today, which turned out to be a long lunch due to an unfortunate accident. Wanting to be cool, she used chopsticks to eat [...]

You know things are pretty bad when your manager’s playing World of Warcraft in plain view of everyone during business hours. Granted, the manager in question accepted a new role in a recent reorg and will be moving on, but still… My other manager’s a workaholic though, so I guess it balances out.

I’ve taken to getting the Mixed Garden Salad from McDonalds lately, accompanied by Italian dressing. It’s tasty, filling and healthy - well I hope it is anyway. There are some days when I don’t feel like devouring a Big Mac or McChicken, and a cheeseburger is just too… boring. Is it a [...]

Now, like every self respecting person out there, two questions are probably going through your mind. No, not “did you shave today while driving 70 km/h down a busy road again?”, or “what size are your feet are you so I can find some concrete shoes to fit you?”, but rather:
1. What did [...]

I made a whole lot of these simple treaties for a Christmas BBQ we had at our place on Christmas Eve. Delicious as they were, I forgot to take one batch of patties out of the fridge to cook, so we’ve been eating beef patties ever since. Remember not to cook them too [...]